• Every Friday is called "Funny Friday" in Room 109!  During Morning Routine, the class is presented with a joke and we work together to brainstorm ideas for the punch line.  When the punch line is revealed, we practice it together so that the students can tell their friends and family.  
    It's a great way to add some laughter and fun into our classroom :)
    joke  
     
    After each week, I will put the "Funny Friday" joke up on our website for all to enjoy!
     
     
    6/1/18
    "Where do cows go on dates?"
    "The MOOOOvies!"
     
    5/25/18
    "Why are bananas good at gymnastics?"
    "They do great banana splits!"
     
    5/18/18
    "Where do pencils go on vacation?"
    "Pennsylvania!"
     
    5/11/18
    "What did the Baby Corn say to the Mama Corn?"
    "Where's Pop Corn?"
     
    5/4/18
    "What cat should you never play checkers with?"
    "A cheetah!"
     
    4/27/18
    "Why does a bee have sticky hair?"
    "Because it uses a honey comb!"
     
    4/20/18
    "What is a road's favorite food?"
    "Traffic jam!"
     
    4/13/18
    "What kind of tree can you grow in your hand?"
    "A palm tree!"
     
    4/6/18
    "What did the wind say to the tree?"
    "I'm a big fan!"
     
    3/23/18
    "What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a cow?"
    "A lawnmooer!"
     
    3/16/18
    "What kind of bow can't be tied?"
    "A rainbow!"
     
    3/2/18
    "What is the title of the book about the dinosaur sleeping?"
    The tale of the dinoSNORE!"
     
    2/23/18
    "What did the flag say to the other flag?"
    "Nothing, it just waved!"
     
    2/9/18
    "What did the baby bear say to his parents on Valentine's Day?"
    "I love you beary much!"
     
    2/2/18
    "What did the volcano say to his friend?"
    "I lava you!"
     
    1/26/18
    "Why was the math book sad?"
    "It had a lot of problems!"
     
    1/19/18
    "What is a horse's favorite color?"
    "Naaaaaavy blue!"
     
    1/12/18
    "Where does a snowman keep its money?"
    "In a snowbank!"
     
    1/5/18
    "Did people laugh when the man fell on the ice?"
    No but the ice cracked up!"
     
    12/15/17
    "What do you call a snowman in the summer?"
    "A puddle!"
     
    12/8/17
    "What falls but never hurts itself?"
    "Snow!"
     
    12/1/17
    "Why did the bird fly into the library?"
    "It was looking for bookworms!"
     
    11/17/17
    "What kind of key won't open any door?"
    "A turkey!"
     
    11/3/17
    "What do you call a fake noodle?"
    An im-pasta!"
     
    10/27/17
    "Why don't skeletons fight each other?"
    "They don't have the guts!"
     
    10/20/17
    "What is a ghost's favorite ride at the carnival?"
    "The scary-go-round!"
     
    10/13/17
    "What do you say to a two-headed monster?"
    "Hello! Hello!"
     
    10/6/17
    "What does a witch put on her bagel?"
    "Scream cheese!"
     
    9/29/17
    "What is the king of all school supplies?"
    "The ruler!" 
     
    9/15/17
    "What did the tree say to the apple in the fall?"
    "Don't leaf me!" 
     
    9/8/17
    "Why did the M&M go to school?"
    "He wanted to be a smartie!"