Are monsters good at Math?
Not unless you Count Dracula!
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
What did one math book say to the other?
Don't bother me. I've got my own problems.
How can you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Because they already 8!!!!
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the zero say to the 8?